bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

(Source: bullied, via unsurprisedbitch)

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via itsdatbitch)